Not The Onion: Biden Promises To Cure Cancer If Elected

Posted on June 11, 2019 11:38 pm

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Having promised to “make America America again,” Democratic presidential frontrunner Joe Biden decided to one-up President Trump during their dueling rallies in Iowa… though this time, we suspect “sleepy” Joe may have over-reached.

Not content with the usual impossible campaign promises, Biden promised to cure cancer if he’s elected…

I’ve worked so hard in my career, that I promise you, if I’m elected president you’re gonna see the single most important thing that changes America, we’re gonna cure cancer,” Biden told